Sunday, November 14, 2010

Confessions of a professional paper writer:

I work at an online company that generates tens of thousands of dollars a month by creating original essays based on specific instructions provided by cheating students. I've worked there full time since 2004. On any day of the academic year, I am working on upward of 20 assignments.
Hmmm. Maybe I could hire this guy to lighten my load?

As long as it doesn't require me to do any math or video-documented animal husbandry, I will write anything.
Oh well. Back to writing my own papers, I guess.