If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart? — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Friday, October 12, 2007
On page 7 of today's Colorado Daily, an ad for Whole Foods. The text reads "Love our store but hate the parking lot? We now have more parking spaces to better serve you!"
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This is more fun if you phrase it as a Mad Lib. Try it:
"Love our ___ but hate our ___? Check out our new ___!"
* olive bar
* pizza dough
* fish-throwing guy from Seattle
* prices
* service
* attitude
* community support campaigns
* self-checkout aisles
* logo
Hours of fun for the whole family!
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